{"id":1917,"date":"2010-12-12T01:34:55","date_gmt":"2010-12-12T09:34:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/?p=1917"},"modified":"2010-12-12T01:34:55","modified_gmt":"2010-12-12T09:34:55","slug":"im-sorry-java","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/2010\/12\/12\/im-sorry-java\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Sorry, Java&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry, Java.\u00c2\u00a0 I forgot to\u00c2\u00a0IMPORT EVERY SINGLE CLASS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry, Java.\u00c2\u00a0 I forgot to DECLARE THAT I THROW EVERY SINGLE EXCEPTION CLASS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry, Java.\u00c2\u00a0 I forgot to\u00c2\u00a0IMPORT EVERY SINGLE CLASS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. I&#8217;m sorry, Java.\u00c2\u00a0 I forgot to DECLARE THAT I THROW EVERY SINGLE EXCEPTION CLASS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[176],"tags":[177,180],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1917"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1917"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1919,"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1917\/revisions\/1919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}