{"id":1229,"date":"2010-02-28T21:16:37","date_gmt":"2010-03-01T05:16:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/?p=1229"},"modified":"2010-02-28T21:16:37","modified_gmt":"2010-03-01T05:16:37","slug":"this-could-be-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/2010\/02\/28\/this-could-be-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"This could be bad&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Johnny5-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1228\" title=\"Johnny5-1\" src=\"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Johnny5-1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Johnny5-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Johnny5-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Johnny5-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1227\" title=\"Johnny5-2\" src=\"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Johnny5-2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Johnny5-2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Johnny5-2-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>AH CRAP.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got it under control for now.\u00c2\u00a0 It doesn&#8217;t have wheels, so it can&#8217;t go anywhere, but we can&#8217;t take any\u00c2\u00a0chances.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0Does someone have a spare\u00c2\u00a0Unintended Self-Awareness Containment Unit that I could use before this gets out of control?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AH CRAP. I&#8217;ve got it under control for now.\u00c2\u00a0 It doesn&#8217;t have wheels, so it can&#8217;t go anywhere, but we can&#8217;t take any\u00c2\u00a0chances.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0Does someone have a spare\u00c2\u00a0Unintended Self-Awareness Containment Unit that I could use before this gets out of control?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[125,9],"tags":[15,20,28,129],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1229"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1231,"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229\/revisions\/1231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathpirate.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}