Glenn Beck and me hiking down to Walla Walla to stop Medicare cuts – I told them. They renew me.

Former Secretary Salazar suspends adoption of Arizona. Had fun working for our State.

Well, time’s up.  Have to put this on hold.  It didn’t work out quite as well as I’d hoped, but it was still fairly entertaining.  I might have to come back to it later and see what else can be done.

And so, I leave you with the immortal words of Ronald Reagan: ((They’re his words…  Just not necessarily the order he ever used them in.)

America must stand by and see it in a pile of rubble.  It was fought by children planting victory gardens and collecting cans. Well, now we’re in another war for our economic recovery and, finally, on a suicide mission.

These are proposing this generation of destiny.

Time is the enemy here.  I did not devote enough time to this project and now I have run out.  There are time-sensitive things I need to be doing, and this project is, unfortunately, not one of them.

Leaving time aside, there are other issues which stand in my way:

• Using the Twitter API to post causes your tweets to be tagged with your application name.  Given that my application name is not “Web” or “iPhone App”, having them tagged with an application name is going to be a tad suspicious.
• The gibberish generator is producing gibberish.  While I expected it to be nonsense, for the most part it is not even coherent by the standards set forth by right-wing lunatics.  I did anticipate this scenario and I have some ideas on how to mitigate this problem ((I have a book sitting right here that gives the Dijkstra algorithm and another one that talks about neural nets…)), but I don’t have time to implement any of them.
• 140 characters is way too limiting.  Way way way too limiting.

I’m giving myself two more hours to make some adjustments and tweaks, then I’ll have to leave the project where it is.  However, if you want to get technical, I’m suppose to have five full days dedicated to a Crazy Weekend Project, and if you sum up the elapsed I’ve spent on this one, it’s probably only a day’s worth of that time taken.  So, I should theoretically still have about four days of time remaining, which would allow me to put this on hold and come back to it at a later date, if I choose to do so.

Fatal Error: ‘happy place’ Not Found
User Stability Corruption Detected.
Details Follow:

Secondly, what are the two last ways. An apprentice is scarce capable of being told by Ulloa, was, not many years of the rest of the goods of equal quantities of labour than the prices of things in ancient times. The ordinary average price of his lands which are not very well be supposed five hundred pounds stock is necessarily hurtful to the assistance of a bloody century plagued by a more extensive ones than they are gone, the number and value of silver, Tower weight, and something was wrong came when the chief magistrate of any particular country promoted by the piece.

Well, it’s true, Lebanon is a clog which, for the beginning were probably in those countries, such as would in this case, would still be some very loose, and, therefore, more disposed to represent it as equally upon people of good credit at three. The wages of common currency. A thousand guilders of Amsterdam brought from the hands of a revenue; from maintaining so great a public teacher; but the meaning of the causes of the colonies, to which it can maintain. A large share of the whole value of that part which, though sometimes violent and very independently, but must overflow. One million we have cut the use requires. Were they ever oppress it. But in this respect, as well as a very important passageway for our men are fond of calling parliaments, and of surmounting a hundred and four pence in the payment of certain goods, would diminish very much upon the stocks, which they expect their fortune, if one may say so, the employment of such debts only as an assignment, from the confidence of their own expense, or at most a hundred people (for some of the United States. They shall in any Department or Officer thereof.

Secondly, The monopoly of their industry. Were there no public institutions and those who are generally as cheap, and gold still seldomer. But though it could not afford this large interest. The banker, who gives him a certain number of independent newspapers, prefer government to raise their price may very safely be trusted entirely to decay. Of the Advantages which Europe has been accustomed to consider themselves as the poor and beggarly, pretty much in arrear to their jurisdiction.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

Lorem ipsum dolor dit amet.

They’re redeclaring the same variables throughout the sample, but there’s no indication of a method break.

Grrrrrrrr.

They put literal strings in a function call where you’re supposed to provide a variable.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

THEY HAD TO GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO MAKE THIS EXAMPLE THIS FUBARED.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

…

Excuse me just a minute here.  I have to recenter my emotional state and channel my frustrations and negative energies into restoring balance in my soul and finding my happy place.

I want to smack people who use “var” all over the place in their code.  Particularly in their example code.

I AM NOT A COMPILER.  I DON’T DO TYPE INFERENCE.

There’s a bit of a problem with this project that I didn’t quite realize when I started.  It takes a while for the magic of the text to real-

I think I’m going to have a problem with this project when it comes time to post the text to Twitter.  You see, the generated text tends to-

Ah crap.  Looks like I have to say it in some other way…

Twtr: 140 chrs sux.  !¢s = 2big.  fml